walkergordons:

sometimes I think about how weird it is that dogs wag their tails when they’re happy like they don’t even think about it they just instinctively wave their butts around and flail their butt appendage

but then other times I realise that when humans are happy they open their mouths and expose their teeth like. you have pleased The TEETH. to prove the extent of the joy of The TEETH we will now expel short, loud bursts of sound. you have done well today. The TEETH are satisfied.

(Source: chestbursting)

(Reblogged from drethelin)

ursulavernon:

treasureboxsky:

Coalcats are living constructs built specifically for dangerous work in mines or in spaceports. They feed off of anything that burns by opening the hatch in their stomach and tossing it in, though coal seems to generally be the favorite food of choice. Due to their impervious nature and love of work their popularity caused their numbers to soar into the millions. Upset by the sudden lack of jobs the living meat beings put a ban on production of Coalcats roughly eighty years ago, hoping their numbers would dwindle through natural causes and various accidents.

Suffice it to say they did not, and in an effort to keep their jobs and their lives the Coalcats have formed their very own workers union and are now considered their own race, thanks to their efforts.

Love this!

(Reblogged from luminousalicorn)

lohrien:

Illustrations by Andrzej Sykut

(Reblogged from marthawells)

aperfectpalindrome:

sosuperawesome:

Jewelry by jerseymaids

Hey Tumblr, so, my 30th birthday is in November. I’m just sayin’.

(Reblogged from youneedacat)
actualvampireang:

do you ever find a list on wikipedia and you’re kind of like “i’m not sure why i’m surprised to discover this list is on wikipedia”?

actualvampireang:

do you ever find a list on wikipedia and you’re kind of like “i’m not sure why i’m surprised to discover this list is on wikipedia”?

(Reblogged from eleveninches)

zukosbeautifulbooty:

unm BLESS THE GRANDCHILDREN OF WHOMEVER MADE THIS

(Source: maldoraan)

(Reblogged from warpfactornope)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(Reblogged from michaelblume)

"Power in firebending comes from the breath."

(Source: crossroads-of-destiny)

(Reblogged from ozais-pants)

muirin007:

I’m jumping on the “Tulio and Miguel look like Loki and Thor” bandwagon really late, but I couldn’t help myself. 

That horse is two seconds away from jumping ship.

(Reblogged from sa-ka-michi)

(Source: lagerthastormborn)

(Reblogged from hot-gay-rationalist)